elrhiarhodan: (Default)
2013 – The Year in Fanworks:

By the Numbers

Stories: 101
Words: 409,400
Monthly Average: 34,117
Daily Average: 1,122
Longest: 70,000 (Red Velvet)
Shortest: 100 (Bruised Roses)

To compare, my 2012 Review | 2011 Review | 2010 Review

Total number of words since 2010: 1,424,235

The rest of this exercise in navel-gazing is under the cuts. There's a bonus Bomer awaiting anyone who finishes.

The List of 2013 Stories  )

Overview… )

Some general observations about 2013… )

The Year End Meme Questions… )

Looking Forward… )
elrhiarhodan: (Default)
2013 – The Year in Fanworks:

By the Numbers

Stories: 101
Words: 409,400
Monthly Average: 34,117
Daily Average: 1,122
Longest: 70,000 (Red Velvet)
Shortest: 100 (Bruised Roses)

To compare, my 2012 Review | 2011 Review | 2010 Review

Total number of words since 2010: 1,424,235

The rest of this exercise in navel-gazing is under the cuts. There's a bonus Bomer awaiting anyone who finishes.

The List of 2013 Stories  )

Overview… )

Some general observations about 2013… )

The Year End Meme Questions… )
Looking Forward… )
elrhiarhodan: (S3 Promo - Neal Standing Back)
Title: Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, OFC, Peter/Elizabeth, Neal/OFC
Word Count: ~3000
Spoilers: Vague spoilers for S5.09 - No Good Deed
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Another year comes to an end, and Peter is filled with regrets for wounds that haven’t healed, and may never heal. He doesn’t know that he has reason to hope.

Author’s Note: Happy New Year to all my dear friends in the White Collar fandom. I wanted to end this year on a happy (or at least, less angsty) note. It was difficult when listening to the Dougie MacLean version of the famous Robert Burns song, but hopefully I’ve succeeded.

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Satchmo, old and so gray around his muzzle that his face seemed white, was slow to move these days. Peter’s heart always seemed to skip a beat in the mornings when the old boy didn’t lift his head at the sound of his footsteps coming down the stairs. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Neal - Looks Right)
Title: The Illusion of Control
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey
Word Count: ~1100
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Extreme angst. Food issues, non-sexual consent issues, psychological issues, prison fic, Author chooses not to provide additional warnings. Please see entry tags for additional information.
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson
Summary: Neal is sent back to prison for the rest of his life, and he finds the one thing he can control in his highly regimented life.

Author’s Note: Written for the “Hunger/Starvation” square for my Hurt/Comfort Bingo Card.

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The reality of prison is simple. You have no power over anything. It's more than being confined, it's about being controlled. )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - El - Kissing (Kitchen))
Title: The Details of Unremarkable Days - Spring
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, OMC, OFC (Peter/Elizabeth, Neal/Sara)
Word Count: ~4000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild
Summary: Peter has retired from the FBI, Elizabeth has sold her business and they have settled in Peter's boyhood home town of Silver Lake, in upstate New York. Like the title says, it's the details of unremarkable days.

Author’s Note: Written as an extra for my Fic-Can-Ukah meme for [livejournal.com profile] aragarna. Her prompt was "The details of unremarkable days" and she asked for a story about Peter and Elizabeth. This is the first in a series of four fics in this A/U.


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“Hey there, Elizabeth!” Carla the waitress called from the counter before she even got both feet inside the diner. Elizabeth returned the greeting and scanned the small restaurant for a set of faces she only knew from emailed photographs. There, in the booth at the far side of the tiny railroad car-style diner, was the young couple she’d been expecting. The spotted her, too, and waved. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Peter - Neal Talking)
Title: Fruit of the Poisonous Tree
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~4000
Spoilers: Most of Season 5, Specifically 5.09, No Good Deed
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Peter struggles with what Neal has done, with what he has said, and how they can move forward.

Author’s Note: Written as an extra for my Fic-Can-Ukah meme for my very dearest friend, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, who is feeling a bit under the weather at the moment. Her prompt was This is the moon I was born under, and she asked for Peter/Neal with unapologetic Criminal!Neal and Peter still having sex with him. How perfect is that, given that she gave me the prompt over a month before No Good Deed aired!

The title refers to a legal metaphor: that evidence – no matter how strong – cannot be used if any part of the means to obtain it were illegal in the first place.

Also, a fill for my Hurt/Comfort Bingo Card – the Apocalypse square. Once again, I’m working with a literal translation of the term, which means “revelation.”

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Peter doesn’t know why he thought things would be any different. Neal is a criminal. He’s always been a criminal and he always will be a criminal and nothing he – Peter – can say or do is going to change that. )
elrhiarhodan: (Neal - Giant Floating Stone Penis)


It goes without saying that the best thing in my life is this fandom - you've brought me light in the darkness and joy in the saddest of moments. I don't know how I made it through the year without you.

All my best to everyone in the coming year, may we all prosper and grow in friendship, love and community.
elrhiarhodan: (Neal - Cab (Empire City))
Title: The Quality of Light
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey
Word Count: ~2000
Spoilers: Nothing specific, Season 5 storylines implied
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Themes of grief and loss. Author declines to provide other warnings, please see entry tags for additional information.
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me and [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild
Summary: For fifty years, Neal has kept something just above his heart, something he stole because it reminded him of the one person who once believed that he could be more than just a thief.

Author’s Note: Written as an extra story for my Fic-Can-Ukah meme, for my dear friend, [livejournal.com profile] daria234, who selected the prompt "A painting, dark and ancient." My deepest thanks to [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 who gave me the nudge in the right direction.

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It may be a cliché, but Paris is lovely in the springtime. April is wonderful, but May is better, and June is the best month of all. The sunlight and the warmth feel good on his old bones, on the skin thinned by age. )
elrhiarhodan: (Wonderful Years - Peter-Neal)
Title: The Truth Will Out - A Wonder(ful) Years Story
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Agent Roe, OMC - Walter O'Donnell, OMC - Sylvester DiNapoli, OMC - Bruce Malloy (Peter/Neal)
Word Count: ~4400
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expression of homophobia
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson
Summary: A timestamp to the Wonder(ful) Years story, Something We Never Dreamt We Could Have. The Kansas City agents, Sylvester DiNapoli and Walter O'Donnell, are back and are causing some trouble for Peter (and Neal).

Author’s Note: Written as an extra for my Fic-Can-Ukah meme for [livejournal.com profile] ultracape. Her prompt was "A Collection of Lies" and she asked for a story in the Wonder(ful) Years ‘verse.

I have no idea how an FBI disciplinary hearing would work - this is based on what we saw in the beginning of Withdrawal and my imagination. That's it. Don't expect a whole lot of realism here.

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Peter could not believe that this had actually escalated into a full-fledged disciplinary hearing.  )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Neal - Con or Man)
Title: Four Tiny White Collar Ficlets, Three Sentences Each
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, White Collar-Suits Crossover
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Sara Ellis, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Mike Ross, Neal/Sara, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Neal - Mike
Word Count: ~250
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: None
Summary: As it says on the label, four tiny ficlets of three sentences, each. Written for the Three sentence fic-a-thon still going on at [livejournal.com profile] caramelsilver's journal.


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Four Ficlets )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Elizabeth B&W (Ancient History))
Title: The Circumstance of You and Me – Prequel to Nothing Will Remain - Part Two of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, nee Mitchell, Reese Hughes, Neal Caffrey, Original Female Characters, Original Male Characters, Peter – Elizabeth friendship, Elizabeth – Neal friendship
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: References to the events of 9/11 in New York City, reference to the death of a non-canon character.
Word Count: ~14,000 total
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me
Summary: In the near-canon A/U, Nothing Will Remain, Peter and Elizabeth had been divorced for years, but remained very close friends. This is the story of how they met, forged an unbreakable bond, and why, when Peter is gay and is not in the closet, they got married. This story can stand alone, but the experience will be richer if you’ve read the other fic.

A/N: Written for the 2013 White Collar Hurt/Comfort Advent over at [livejournal.com profile] whitecollarhc. And I guess it's now official (if it wasn't apparent before) that there is a "Nothing Will Remain 'verse". When you write 30k for two stories in less than three weeks, it's pretty clear that there's a 'verse in the works.

Title from Oysterband's "Only When You Call."

Part One – On DW | On LJ

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Peter looked up from the New York Times crossword puzzle as El made her way into the living room. He was worried about her. She’d been suffering from nearly constant headaches for months now. She’d lost a lot of weight too. )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Elizabeth B&W (Ancient History))
Title: The Circumstance of You and Me – Prequel to Nothing Will Remain - Part One of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, nee Mitchell, Reese Hughes, Neal Caffrey, Original Female Characters, Original Male Characters, Peter – Elizabeth friendship, Elizabeth – Neal friendship
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: References to the events of 9/11 in New York City, reference to the death of a non-canon character.
Word Count: ~14,000 total
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me
Summary: In the near-canon A/U, Nothing Will Remain, Peter and Elizabeth had been divorced for years, but remained very close friends. This is the story of how they met, forged an unbreakable bond, and why, when Peter is gay and is not in the closet, they got married. This story can stand alone, but the experience will be richer if you’ve read the other fic.

A/N: Written for the 2013 White Collar Hurt/Comfort Advent over at [livejournal.com profile] whitecollarhc. And I guess it's now official (if it wasn't apparent before) that there is a "Nothing Will Remain 'verse". When you write 30k for two stories in less than three weeks, it's pretty clear that there's a 'verse in the works.

Title from Oysterband's "Only When You Call."

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“Burke, my office.” Hughes, the new ASAC for the White Collar division, gave him the double finger point summons, an unnecessary accompaniment to his terse order. Peter jumped up, grabbed his notebook and all but ran up to the conference room. He didn’t think anything was wrong, but he was still feeling his way with this legendary agent.  )
elrhiarhodan: (Default)
I think this is the episode we've been waiting for all Season. I'm actually terrified. In fact, I almost don't want to do this - I don't know where it's going or what will happen (I'm pretty unspoiled.

And without further adieu…

Spoilers and squee and breathless terror below the cut )
elrhiarhodan: (Default)
I am apparently a sheep without a brain. I signed up for [community profile] fandom_stocking.

If you'd like to put a little something in it, here it is: Elrhiarhodan's stocking.

Thanks! All treats are appreciated.
elrhiarhodan: (Default)
Title: In a Brutal Arena
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey
Images: 23 Images - Courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13
Spoilers: S4.09 - Gloves Off
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Images of Violence
Beta Credit: None
Summary: A fill for my H/C Bingo Square - Arena. Images of Peter and Neal fighting in a boxing ring.

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In a Brutal Arena )

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Title: Fighting For His Life
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Matthew Keller
Images: 12 Images - Courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] midnight_road
Spoilers: S3.11 - Checkmate
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Images of Violence
Summary: A fill for my H/C Bingo Square - Combat. Images of Neal and Keller fighting in the street, using looted art.


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Fighting For His Life )
elrhiarhodan: (Wonder(ful) Years - Peter-Neal - Life)
Title: Come to the Journey’s End - A Wonder(ful) Years Story
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Ellen (Parker) Caffrey, Joe Burke (OMC), Cathy Burke (OFC) (Peter’s parents), Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~5400
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expression of homophobia, non-canon death of a canon character (who dies in canon), grief, reference attempted sexual abuse of a child.
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson
Summary: In For the Ends of Being and Ideal Grace, Neal and Ellen Caffrey, his aunt, are reconciled after a long estrangement. This is that story of how that happened and why she said what she did. It’s also a story without a happy ending.

Author’s Note: Written for the eighth night of Fic-Can-Ukah for my dear friend, [livejournal.com profile] angelita26. Her prompt was "The Last Stop Before Arrival" and she asked for a story in the Wonder(ful) Years ‘verse.

Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 for the Latin liturgy, and to [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson for reminding me that Hanukah doesn’t end until sundown tonight, so this story isn’t really late.

Title from Annie Lennox "Into the West".

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“What’s six letter word for ‘newly arrived’?” Neal looked up from his textbook, startled. Peter rarely asked for help with the crossword puzzle. “How about novice?”  )
elrhiarhodan: (Neal - Ah Ha Moment)
Title: The Raven’s Children
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Mozzie, Alex Hunter, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Word Count: ~3000
Spoilers: S1.14 – Out of the Box (But slightly canon divergent)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: A long time ago, in another country, Neal found a piece. (No, it's not the piece you're thinking of, and you know how long and what he had to do to get his hands on that). This piece he kept for twenty years, occasionally putting it to good use.

Author’s Note: Written for the seventh night of Fic-Can-Ukah for my friend, [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay. Her prompt was "In the Back of the Closet" and she asked for Peter/Elizabeth/Neal. I actually brainstormed part of this fic with my dearest enabler-in-chief, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 about four months ago, and I had hoped that someone would be kind enough to pick this prompt and this pairing. I got very lucky.

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“Damn it Neal, it’s not here. We’ve got to go.”  )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Peter - Neal - Does He Kn)
Title: Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Peter/Neal
Word Count: ~2000
Spoilers: Most of Season 5
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] embroiderama, [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector
Summary: Peter keeps trying to figure out the puzzle of Neal’s actions since he’s gotten out of jail, but nothing seems to make any sense. At least until Peter remembers something Neal once told him and then the pieces fall into place.

Author’s Note: Written for the sixth night of Fic-Can-Ukah for my friend, [livejournal.com profile] anodyneer. Tomorrow is also her birthday, so this is a double present. Her prompt was "What waits at the top of the staircase" and she asked for Peter/Neal. The title is from one of my favorite Annie Lennox songs, “Why”.

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Peter always likes to think of himself as a smart man, quick to connect the dots, to draw conclusions from obscure and disparate pieces of evidence. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo - Mozzie (Confetti))
Title: Hope For the Future
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Diana Berrigan, Theo Berrigan, Reese Hughes
Word Count: ~1600
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson
Summary: Mozzie is delighted to spend the day with his little namesake, Theo Berrigan, and they go for a walk in the park. Mozzie’s brother joins them. A light-hearted addition to my Unusual Relations series that started with Kinship Analysis and continued in Old Haunts.

Author’s Note: Written for the fifth night of Fic-Can-Ukah for my friend, [livejournal.com profile] algeiban. Her prompt was "The World Before You Were Born" and she simply let it be ‘writer’s choice.’ The title is from a quotation by Nelson Mandela, Our human compassion binds us the one to the other - not in pity or patronizingly, but as human beings who have learnt how to turn our common suffering into hope for the future.

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Moz arrived at the She-Eagle’s nest at the appointed time. Not a minute early, not a minute late.  )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Peter - Neal Talking)
Title: Nothing Will Remain – Part Two of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Clinton Jones, Mozzie, (Peter/Neal)
Word Count: ~16,700
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me
Summary: A near-canon A/U, where Neal Caffrey isn’t a forger and thief, but young Wall Street wizard who legitimately worked for Vincent Adler. He’s just out of prison, having served four years for investment fraud. He finds a job as a bookkeeper for Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke’s ex-wife. Elizabeth and Peter have remained on excellent terms, and El wants to set Neal up on a blind date with him. But that’s not going to work as Neal’s past and Peter’s caseload collide.

Author’s Note: Written for my sweet friend [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher for Day Four of my 2013 Fic-Can-Ukah meme, for the prompt “I Was Meant to Be Someone Else”. She said “writer’s choice, but I love me some Neal angst.”


“The Suits are digging through your life, you know.”  )
elrhiarhodan: (Default)
Title: Nothing Will Remain – Part One of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Clinton Jones, Mozzie, (Peter/Neal)
Word Count: ~16,700
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me
Summary: A near-canon A/U, where Neal Caffrey isn’t a forger and thief, but young Wall Street wizard who legitimately worked for Vincent Adler. He’s just out of prison, having served four years for investment fraud. He finds a job as a bookkeeper for Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke’s ex-wife. Elizabeth and Peter have remained on excellent terms, and El wants to set Neal up on a blind date with him. But that’s not going to work as Neal’s past and Peter’s caseload collide.

Author’s Note: Written for my sweet friend [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher for Day Four of my 2013 Fic-Can-Ukah meme, for the prompt “I Was Meant to Be Someone Else”. She said “writer’s choice, but I love me some Neal angst.”

I should also note that Fic-Can-Ukah stories are meant to be short. In the original prompting post, I even said 300-500 words, knowing full well that most of these would be between 1000 and 3000 words. I was brainstorming with my enabler in chief, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, and she suggested that Peter and Neal are set up on blind dates with other people, but end up falling for each other. I didn’t think it quite met the prompt, but I loved the blind date idea. Next thing I knew, I had the makings of a massive fic on my hands. Seriously, if I didn’t have all the other fic-can-ukah stories left to write, this might just have ended up at 100k.

Title comes from the Oysterband song, “Someone You Might Have Been.”

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“El, I don’t want to go out on a date with your ex-husband.”  )
elrhiarhodan: (S3 Promo - Peter - Neal Standing)
Title: A Favor for Gloriana - At the Candlemark Past Midnight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, mention of Elizabeth I, Sir Francis Walsingham, other historical figures from the Elizabethan era. Also mention of Terrance Pratt, Reese Hughes and Clinton Jones in non-canon roles. (Peter/Neal)
Word Count: ~1800
Spoilers: None (Elizabethan AU)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Neal falls deathly ill and Peter refuses to leave his side, staying up all night, for three nights, to care for him. Chapter 6 of Gloriana'verse, my Elizabethan/White Collar A/U.

Author’s Notes: For those unfamiliar with this 'verse, it's early in Elizabeth I's reign and Peter Burke is in the employ of Sir Francis Walsingham, the Queen's spymaster. Peter is permanently separated from his highborn wife, the Lady Elizabeth, who is Her Majesty's Mistress of the Revels. Five years prior to this tale, Peter paid off the debts of one Neal Caffrey, a disgraced courtier and artist, who was languishing in the Fleet prison. In exchange for his freedom, Neal agreed to become Peter's indentured servant.

This entry into the series was written for my dear and very talented friend, [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13, who picked "Staying Awake All Night" and asked for Peter/Neal for Day 2 of my Fic-Can-Ukah meme. Also a fill for my H/C Bingo Card – Blood Loss.

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The room was too hot, too bright and Peter didn't know what to do. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Peter - Neal - Does He Kn)
Title: Fortune Favors the Bold
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth, Peter/Neal (fantasy)
Word Count: ~2800
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy dub-con
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me
Summary: Pre-series, Peter is on the chase and ends up stuck in a dingy hotel room in Helena, Montana on his fifth anniversary. He has a rather unique way of celebrating.

Author’s Note: Written for the first night of Fic-Can-Ukah for my dearest friend, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299. Her prompt was "Only Here, Only Now" and while she initially asked for some naughty RPS, she agreed to accept a little Peter/Neal instead.

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Peter was loathe to admit it, but he always liked Neal Caffrey. And maybe more than liked. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Peter - Neal Talking)
Title: Nothing Stays The Same
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Friendship)
Spoilers: S5.03 – One Last Stakeout
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Tag to S5.03 – One Last Stakeout, how Neal and Peter deal, or don’t deal, with ending of their partnership.

A/N: Written for Round One of the Brackets Challenge held during the D.C. Meetup in early November. The category was “Tropes” and the prompt was “A Character in Distress.”

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“We’re not partners anymore.” It almost killed him to say that. But it was the truth. )
elrhiarhodan: (Default)
I am almost completely unspoiled for this ep. Something to do with Russians and ice skating??? Will we get to see Neal in lycra? Or better, Peter in lycra? Or maybe Moz (not in lycra) is making counterfeit vodka? (Yes, yes, I know that good vodka comes from everyplace BUT Russia). Or maybe this episode will bring my SPQR'verse back to life.

Anyways...after four seasons of Dishing, you all know the drill! Play nice and remember ... spoilers ahead… )
elrhiarhodan: (S3 Promo - Neal and Moz)
Title: Origin Story, or How Much Is That Doggy In the Window?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13 (For mention of recreational drug use)
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Moz, Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: None, because I wouldn’t dream of inflicting this on my beta readers, I love them too much.
Summary: Neal’s lie in Brass Tacks wasn’t the first untruth he’d told to Peter, because sometimes a lie is a hell of a lot easier to deal with when the truth is too far to the left of insanity.

A/N: See Author’s Notes at the end

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Neal might have told Peter that he met Moz when he scammed his shark at “Find the Lady.” He felt bad about that, because as a rule, he didn’t lie to Peter’s face. But all rules have exceptions and Neal was always good at exploiting exceptions. The biggest one was never telling Peter anything that would make him doubt his sanity.  )
elrhiarhodan: (Life More Ordinary - 1)
Title: A Life More Ordinary - Master Post
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Satchmo, Mozzie, June Ellington, Matthew Keller, Reese Hughes, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Yvonne, Asher Ben-Gali (Original Male Character)
Pairings: Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke/Asher Ben-Gali, Neal Caffrey/Matthew Keller (past), Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke/Asher Ben-Gali (past)
Spoilers: None
Content Notes/Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Threats of graphic violence, graphic description of non-canon animal death, reference to prior emotional, physical and sexual abuse, rape.
Word Count: ~40,000
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson
Summary: In this alternate universe, Peter Burke is an FBI agent recovering from gunshot wounds, his career is on hold and he’s becoming frustrated with the lack of progress in his recovery. Neal Caffrey is not a con artist, forger and thief, but a veterinarian who is, himself, recovering from a terrible and abusive relationship. Peter, and his wife, Elizabeth, have a very special marriage – they have, on many occasions, let others into their life and their bed. Peter and Elizabeth have been gently wooing Neal, who wants to be part of their lives, but is still afraid to enter into any serious commitment. Elizabeth, who had initially pursued Neal, is now wondering if a relationship with the young veterinarian is right for her.

A/N: Continues the story that began in last year’s entry for the [livejournal.com profile] polybigbang, A Life Less Ordinary, but you do not need to read it to understand what is happening here.

Many thanks to my Beta Reader in Chief, [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, and to [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 and [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me for their endless support and cheerleading.

The prologue to this story was adapted and expanded from a story I wrote for my timestamp meme in July, All You Need to Do Is Walk Away, which is now off-line.





Artwork: Cover Art, Banners and Icons by [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13


Part One: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Two: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Three: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Four: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Five: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth
Part Six: LiveJournal | Dreamwidth


elrhiarhodan: (S4 - Mozzie (Wine))
Title: Full Disclosure – Part Two of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, The West Wing
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Jed Bartlet, Mozzie, Diana Berrigan, Theo Berrigan, Clinton Jones
Spoilers: None, other than generally well-known canon deaths for The West Wing, White Collar
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-canon events for The West Wing, possible timeline issues for The West Wing.
Word Count: ~3,700 this part, ~12,000 total
Beta and Cheerleading Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, [livejournal.com profile] gnomi
Summary: On the day that Neal’s tracker is removed for the last time, he and his lovers go to The Four Seasons to celebrate. Peter encounters an old acquaintance and issues an invitation to Sunday brunch. An encounter, of the strangest kind ensues.

Part One – On Dreamwidth

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Never one to turn down an invitation to a party, Moz arrived at the Burkes' a little on the early side, hoping to get some quality time with the guest of honor. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Peter Badass)
Title: Full Disclosure - Part One of Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, The West Wing
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Jed Bartlet, Abigail Bartlet, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Jed/Abbey
Spoilers: None, other than generally well-known canon deaths for The West Wing and for White Collar
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-canon events for The West Wing, possible timeline issues for The West Wing.
Word Count: 8,300 this part, ~12,000 total
Beta and Cheerleading Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, [livejournal.com profile] gnomi
Summary: On the day that Neal’s tracker is removed for the last time, he and his lovers go to The Four Seasons to celebrate. Peter encounters an old acquaintance and a few hijinks (of the mildest kind) ensue.

A/N: See Author’s Notes at the end.

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Neal wasn't nervous, exactly. More like nervy, hyper-alert to every movement, his skin excruciatingly sensitive under the fine cotton and wool of his suit. He had goose pimples on top of goose pimples and there were whole flocks of butterflies trying to work their way out of his stomach. )
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The blue skies at USA Network seem to be suddenly dark and stormy. A definite shift in tone this season. And we begin another episode of the Post Ep Dish, for Episode 5.04 - Controlling Interest. Been looking forward to this one A LOT...how are they going to resolve all those wonderful dangly plot elements from last week - are they going to draw them out or solve them quickly?

Follow along with me as I squee in real time.

You know the drill, it's all spoilers under the cut, so proceed with caution my friends. )
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Neal - Con or Man)
Title: One More Job
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Curtis Hagen
Spoilers: Pilot, All of Season 5, up to Episode 3, specific reference to events at the end of Episode S5.03, One Last Stakeout
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon Death of Canon Character
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Hagen has another job for Neal, one he’s adamant he won’t take. But Neal may not have a choice.

A/N: Written for my friend [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector, not that she asked for it, but it will become apparent, by the end, that she inspired it.

I know that there are some errors with regards to the New York Public Library. The Stokes Gallery does not overlook 42nd Street, nor does it have windows. I just couldn’t resist using it. Longtime White Collar fans might remember that Peter Burke was originally supposed to be called “Peter Stokes” but the name didn’t pass clearance.

Please see additional author’s notes at the end.

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Neal didn’t have long to wait for Hagen’s next “assignment.” The Dutchman summoned him, per the usual text message, to the New York Public Library.  )
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Ganked from the ever wonderful [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild, but seen in various forms all over my f-list the last few days.

The rules: Post a line from each of your active WIPs. No fandom, no context, nothing. Then ask me about them.

The Works in Progress )

A bit more than a single line from each, but I want this to make SOME sense.
elrhiarhodan: (S4 - Mozzie (Head))
Title: Reason Enough
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Prompt: #146 - Genius
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie
Spoilers: S4.4 - Parting Shots, S5.3 - One Last Stakeout
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon death of canon character
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Mozzie knows that he needs to make the hard decisions. He’s only looking out for Neal. A follow-up to Pulling Strings.

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It still surprised him that Neal hasn’t figured it out by now  )
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Okay folks, time for this edition of the Post Ep Dish. I’m going to apologize in advance. Had a crappy night followed by a crappy day following by an equally crappy evening and came into this with a bad frame of mind. So, the squee of consciousness got a little dismal at points and please don’t take it as squee-harshing, just my own bad, bad mood.

At least I'm co-watching with my dear friend, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299, who's doing her very best to ignore the funk of negativity that I've been wallowing in.

As always, there are many, many spoilers are under the cut. Especially towards the end. Naturally, please proceed with caution. )

Anyway - this is the Dish, Season Five, Episode Three - One Last Stakeout. Share your thinky and not-so-thinky thoughts. Where you as blown away as I was?
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo - Elizabeth (Frame))
Title: The Magic at Moonrise
Prompt: White Collar 100 - #61 - Moon
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke (Implied P/E/N)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300
Summary: It’s Halloween and there’s something in the air.

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There was magic in the air tonight. )
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Okay folks...here's the place for the writers and the judges to sign up for "White Collar Brackets - the Doing it in DC 2013 Edition".

Please comment as either Writer or Judge and if you're eliminated as a writer and want to be a judge, note that, too.

Also, if you don't want to write or judge but want to be an Admin - you get the fics after the writing period closes and then forward them to the judges - please note that too. ETA - Admins will need to be on-site. Just easier that way.
elrhiarhodan: (Neal - Giant Floating Stone Penis)
Title: The Bennett Family Legacy Returns - Part V
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Neal Implied
Spoilers: 5.02 - Out of the Frying Pan
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: It’s Giant Floating Stone Penises, For Crying Out Loud
Type: Comic/Picspam
Beta Credit: None
Summary: The Giant Floating Stone Penis returns to wreak havoc on the White Collar Division. And Peter’s peace of mind.

Author’s Note: MANY, many thanks to my dearest friend [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher for her “ass”istance with my German, and my other dearest friend, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 for the help with the Ukrainian.

Of course, my thanks to the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] buefo, [livejournal.com profile] lauracollared, and [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild for the original crack-filled inspiration.

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The Return of the Giant Floating Stone Penis )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Neal Default)
ETA: Yes, yes - the first eight slots have been filled, but please continue to sign up! Last year, I filled sixteen of the eighteen prompts and the year before, I filled fourteen. And in neither of the previous years did I give myself as much time as I've done this year. So keep them coming!

My lovely friend, [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild does the Twelve Days of Ficmas. Many others on my flist participate in Yuletide and have fun filling Fandom Stockings. My gift to you, my awesome flist, comes on the eight days of Fic-can-ukah, which coincidentally occur on the eight nights of Hanukkah.

But you say, it’s only late October and not even Halloween, what’s this with Hanukkah? Well, a few things. This year, the Festival of Lights begins on the earliest possible day – the night BEFORE Thanksgiving. Yes – November 27th. And I have other fic’ing commitments – like a couple of Big Bangs – to finish. So consider this an exercise in planning ahead.

Fic-can-ukah works like this...I will write a short fic(let) for each of the eight days. And by short, I mean 300-500 words (yeah, stop laughing, please). To make this easy on me (because I know my limitations), I'm giving you the prompts, and you get to pick which prompt you want me to write and the character(s) and/or pairing(s), or if it's simply writer's choice.

Shapes like stars
The sound of a thousand secrets
The secret history of anger
It’s either the beginning or the ending
Beyond the confines of ordinary language
He called you by your real name
Lost in the shadows of time past
Something moves in the distance

Only here, only now - [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299 (1)
Staying awake all night - [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13 (2)
The weight of sleep - [livejournal.com profile] calis_1st (3)
I was meant to be someone else - [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher (4)
The world before you were born - [livejournal.com profile] algeiban (5)
What waits at the top of the staircase - [livejournal.com profile] anodyneer (6)
In the back of a closet - [livejournal.com profile] kaylashay (7)
The last stop before arrival - [livejournal.com profile] angelita26 (8)
A collection of lies - [livejournal.com profile] ultracape (9)
He has a confession to make - [livejournal.com profile] pooh_collector (10)
A painting, dark and ancient - [livejournal.com profile] daria234 (11)
This is the moon I was born under - [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me (12)
The details of unremarkable days - [livejournal.com profile] aragarna (13)
It shimmers in the distance - [livejournal.com profile] sapphire2309 (14)
You’re eavesdropping - [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson (15)
The stranger at the crossroads - [livejournal.com profile] sahiya (16)
The moon made them do it - [livejournal.com profile] joy2190 (17)
In search of impossible light - [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek (18)
A lie someone told him - [livejournal.com profile] embroiderama (19)
Lighting the first lamps - [livejournal.com profile] photoash (20)
Your lover’s pillow - [livejournal.com profile] sheenianni (21)

First come, first served, and one prompt per person. And yes, I am aware that none of these prompts are particularly fluffy or holiday oriented. In fact, they’re all kind of angsty. Just the way I like ‘em.

If you want a short outtake from a current 'verse (Wonder(ful) Years, Paladin, Vinegar Hill, Gloriana, Orchestration, etc., but not Vampire World, which no one has ever asked for anyway - that one will be finished for the Final Touches big bang) let me know, and I will try to honor your request. Of course, if more than eight people sign up, I will try to fill every one's request, but I will only guarantee the first eight. Fills will be posted starting Wednesday, November 27th (the first night) and will run to at least December 5th.

Participation is ecumenical - there is nothing inherently Jewish about Fic-can-ukah, and you don't have to be Jewish to sign up. Think of it as my masochistic version of Fandom Stocking. For what it's worth, last year, I filled sixteen prompts, and would likely have filled all eighteen requests but life, in the form of staying alive, intervened

PS: To those of you who may be wondering (and I'm not going to name names), RPS is a welcome request.
elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Elizabeth - Sizzling)
Title: At Thirty Thousand Feet
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Neal, future Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers: S2.04 – By the Book (very tangentially)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Sexual Spanking, Masturbation, Public Arousal
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: None
Summary: On her trip home from San Francisco, Elizabeth is pleasantly tormented by thoughts of Peter spanking Neal; after all, she listened in when they got down to business.

Author’s Notes: A long-belated Part 3 to The Missing Spanking Scene, a series of naughty tags to By The Book, that started with Car Talk. This fic is a direct sequel to Just What He Deserves, and written for my lovely friend and current houseguest [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher a few months ago on my Timestamp Meme. And let’s keep the party going and mark this as an other entry for Caffrey-Burke Day.

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To say she was distracted for the remainder of her San Francisco trip was an understatement. It was a good thing that Yvonne was there to have her back when she was so visibly off her game. )
elrhiarhodan: (Peter - Neal - Elizabeth)
Title: Travel Well and Come Home Safe
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~7400
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] miri_thompson, [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: During his years in prison, his time on the anklet, Neal dreams of travel. He’s a free man now and when the opportunity to consult with the Los Angeles field office comes up, he doesn’t hesitate to accept. Getting to LA isn’t a problem, it’s getting back to New York that the issue.

A/N: Written for the Second Annual Caffrey-Burke Day, in celebration of the fourth anniversary of the airing the White Collar Pilot, otherwise known as “Snow White and Her Seven Little Men.”

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During his four years in prison, Neal dreamed of traveling the world: flying away at a moment’s notice, Kate at his side, Mozzie carrying the bags. They would go to London and Paris and Rome and Venice. As the years progressed, those dreams took him further afield, to the gaming palaces in Macau and Hong Kong, the glittering spires of Singapore, the pink sand beaches of the Maldives. )
elrhiarhodan: (Hughes - Retirement)
Title: Old Haunts
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Reese Hughes
Spoilers: 2.11 – Burke's Seven, 4.12 – Brass Tacks, 4.16 – In the Wind, S5.01 – At What Price
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~4200
Beta Credit: None. Please forgive any mistakes and typos. I am sure there are plenty.
Summary: Wraps up the story begun in Kinship Analysis. Reese Hughes gets the results of the DNA analysis. His brother is out there and even though there’s little more than a name, he knows just where to find him.

Author’s Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] run_the_con, Round 3, for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch's prompt, "Full Moon". Also, the next October blue moon (second full moon in a calendar month) actually falls on Halloween, 2020.

My dear friend, [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13 created cover art for this story for [community profile] fandom_stocking 2013. It’s under the cut.

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“It’s a full moon tonight.”  )

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