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Title: Show Me What You're Good At (and you're good at everything)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke; Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Word Count: ~2350
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Peter and Neal are giving Elizabeth a bit of a show.

Author’s Note: Written for Round Four (Lightning PWP Round) of runthecon, for my delightful sinfulslasher's prompt, "Talent Show".

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( There are few things that Elizabeth Burke likes more than kissing her husband. But on that short list is watching her husband kiss his very pretty CI. )

Title: Pleasure and Prerogative
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Hunter Zolomon | Jay Garrick | Zoom, Barry Allen, mention of Cisco Ramon, mention of Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Eobard Thawne/Hunter Zolomon, Barry Allen/Hunter Zolomon, reference to Eobard Thawne/Earth-2 Harrison Wells
Spoilers: None, A/U
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Non-Con/Dub-Con
Word Count: ~850
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Eobard Thawne comes back to fix things. No one gets to hurt his Barry Allen and go unpunished.

Author's Note: A happy birthday fic for my friend, the extremely talented @nupao, expanding on a prompt that a tumblr nonnie left me. I know just how much they enjoy this particular pairing and I wanted to bring them just a little more joy for their birthday.

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( Eobard Thawne has Zoom tied up and on his knees and it's certainly a pretty sight. )

Roundup – Trick or Treat Drabble Meme

For this drabble meme, I’d only really planned on doing my three-sentence ficlets for just five requests, but that never made it past the first prompt. Then requests six, seven, eight and nine arrived… And the fills got progressively longer – but I said to myself, “Elr, keep it to a single comment box.” That became a little difficult as the stories started to flow and epic ideas took root. A few of these are clearly going to be part of longer stories.

theatregirl7299 asked for something in the Underpants ‘verse. She got Private Pleasures

sheenianni asked for Alex/Sara (with or without Neal), and she got Dumped His Ass

kaylashay wanted Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, and received Tastes Like Chocolate

doctor_fangeek wanted a continuation of a slave fic story I’d started at the D.C. Meetup (which I haven’t yet republished). She got Expectations

palombaggia wanted Peter and Neal and anything with wings. This could have been a timestamp for any one of a number of different wing’fic stories, but I decided on a scene out of the Winged Neal ‘verse and so she got A Beautiful Obscenity

sinfulslasher begged for a variety of things, but seemed most interested in how Michael Burke, Peter's alpaca-raising pot-smoking father, celebrates Halloween. She received A Visit with Mozcow

sapphire2309 wanted some Neal/Sara. She got Repo Rides To the Rescue This one is definitely the start of something longer.

miri_thompson and I were chatting about some work issues of mine, and she asked for an AU where Neal was the charming son of the big boss, and Peter had to do his Performance Review (I do know that I got Moz’s real name wrong, it’s “Winters”, not “White”)

And last and certainly the longest. I broke my vow to keep these ficlets to a single comment box, because kanarek13 asked for Peter/Neal, Something Happy. And what could be happier that the boys going shopping for Peter’s Wedding Tuxedo in The Wonder(ful) Years?

Title: Is It Getting Hot in Here, or Is It Just Me? - Five Ficlets in the Rentboy ‘Verse
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Matthew Keller, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Vincent Adler, Mozzie, Neal/Keller, Neal/Adler, Neal/Peter, Neal/Mozzie (basically, Neal’s for sale to anyone)
Word Count: ~550
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Hints of non-consensual relationships; pointless smut of the smuttiest kind.
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Five three-sentence ficlets set in the Rentboy ‘Verse (oh, you didn’t know I had a Rentboy ‘Verse?) based on prompts off of my Season of Kink bingo card.

Author’s Note: The incredible sinfulslasher prompted me with five ideas for the top line of my Seasons of Kink bingo card. Of course, these ficlets are too short to qualify as bingo fills, but who cares?

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( Smut This Way... )



Title: Despite the Heat, It Will Be All Right
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer, Tim DeKay, Simon Halls all as fictional characters, Matt/Simon, Matt/Tim
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Matt comes home after a long hard day of filming. He’s hot and sweaty and needs a shower, and maybe something more.

A/N: Written for my very dearest friend, coffeethyme4me, who needed a little Tim/Matt RPS in her life. She prompted me for Matt in the shower and I was happy to supply the round trip ticket for this bus trip to Hell.

Title from the Lovin’ Spoonful’s classic, “Summer in the City.”

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(  It is after ten o’clock when Matt drags himself into his apartment. He’s almost beginning to hate this life.  )

Title: Something In Me (dark and sticky)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Mitchell, Peter Burke (Peter/Elizabeth), Fantasy OMC
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me
Summary: Elizabeth moves in with Peter and discovers something in their tiny bedroom closet that makes her very, very happy.

A/N: Some days are better than others, some days are not so hot. Some days you need to set aside the epic H/C and write smut. The triggering prompt for this was “A random collection of bad habits” from The Writer’s Book of Days. I was going to do a series of vignettes, but I got sidetracked by boykissing.

Title from Peter Gabriel’s song, Digging in the Dirt.

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( When they started seriously dating, Peter was always on his best behavior. )

Title: Hush
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 026 – Quiet
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Tim/Matt
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Stroke!Fic, Nipple!Play
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Completely shameless PWP, there really is just no other summary for this. And once again, thanks to coffeethyme4me for the hint on how to take this prompt.

A sequel to Morning Has Broken and A Highly Inappropriate Distraction, Tender is the Night, and Hungry Like the Wolf.

(  It took them a few days to get back to this point. Matt was never precisely angry about that public spanking (and it was only one smack, really), it just bothered him. )

Title: All Out - A Wonder(ful) Years Timestamp
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 024 – Underneath
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Another timestamp for the Wonder(ful) Years ‘Verse. Peter and Neal are living off campus, it’s the late 1980s and despite their absolute monogamy, they don’t do it without a raincoat. Suggested by my bestie, coffeethyme4me, because I’m running out of ideas. And because she’s the best.

(  Peter was rooting around the night table drawer. “I could have sworn there was another pack of Trojans here last night.”  )

Title: In These Hard Times
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 021 – Hot/Cold
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matthew Keller, Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Neal/Keller, assumed Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: S3.11 - Checkmate
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Stroke!Fic,
Word Count: 600 Exactly (it’s a double prompt this time)
Summary: Matthew Keller is learning to make the best of his time in prison.

A/N: For my friend jrosemary, just because she still loves Matthew Keller. And because she puts up with me (I don’t know why). And a nod of thanks to coffeethyme4me for giving me the nudge in the right direction.

( Despite the high-powered lawyers his new Russian friends paid for, Matthew Keller was in prison for the next forty years – twenty for the death of Manual Santos, plus another ten for his role in the kidnapping of Peter Burke, FBI agent. And another ten for his jailbreak during the transfer from Hawthorne Fed. )

Title: These Are the Ways of Holding On
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 019 - Front
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Stroke!Fic, Mild D/s, Mild Orgasm Denial
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: In this position, Neal is given a choice.

A/N: Many thanks to coffeethyme4me for giving me the spark for this story.

( They are kneeling on the bed and Peter cradles Neal in his arms. They are like pornographic spoons - his front pressing again Neal’s back.  )

Title: It’s All Fun and Games
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth, Neal/Peter, Neal/Elizabeth
Spoilers: S2.11 - Forging Bonds
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Shameless PWP with a side of crack.
Word Count: ~1100
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me
Summary: Neal and Peter and Elizabeth are on a bit of a sexual merry-go-round, and who knows where it’s going to stop. A remix of lionessvalenti’s story Forbidden for Reverse Remix: The Comment Edition

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(  It was really rather awful what they were doing to each other. There was no excuse for it. Except that it was fun. )

Title: In His Arms
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 016 - Arms
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: S1.01 - Pilot, S1.05 - The Portrait
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Stroke!Fic - some good old fashioned S1 UST.
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Neal’s taken aback by Peter’s unexpected physical gifts.

(  It was maddening, really. Peter wasn’t supposed to be this god on earth. He wasn’t supposed to have a chest and arms that Superman would envy.  )

Title: A Simple Gold Band
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 014 – Hands
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter /Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: This is a timestamp for my Repeal fic - Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell/Don’t Ask, Don’t Care, where Peter contemplates the sensual possibilities of his wedding band. Blame rabidchild67 for this one.

(  Peter looked at the band on his right hand. It’s plainer and wider that his first wedding ring. This one was for the real deal, forever. )

Title: A Highly Inappropriate Distraction
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 012 – Rough
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character) Matt, Tim/Matt/Simon
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 1000, Exactly
Summary: A sequel to yesterday’s smutty amuse-bouche, Morning Has Broken. Matt can’t get the morning’s fantasy out of his head and everyone is concerned about his distracted behavior on set.

A/N: A much belated birthday present fic for my friend elainasaunt, who was just the tiniest bit miffed at the brevity of yesterday’s ficlet. Sorry I couldn’t work “green” into this story. :D

(  Matt should have known better. This morning’s interlude left a permanent impression on his psyche. )

Title: Relearning
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 010 - Wet
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Elizabeth Burke (Pre Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to non-canonical injuries
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Elizabeth rediscovers herself, finds her own safety.

Note: This is a timestamp to my epic Love Is As Rich As the Sea, wherein Neal is an ancient selkie recently reunited with his sentient skin, Peter has an erratic psychometric gift, and Elizabeth was badly injured by Keller during her kidnapping (he broke her wrist, no sexual abuse). At the end of the original story, Elizabeth tells Peter she wants to go to Neal’s - because nothing bad ever happened to her there. She gets into Neal’s bed, with his skin draped around her naked body.

( The pain medication left her feeling floaty, detached. Not quite connected to her physical self. That was okay, since her body wasn’t a happy place right now.  )

Title: Reveling In the Persistent Darkness
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 008 - Slick
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: More Stroke!Fic, Barebacking, Dry-fucking, Biting, kissing. That’s a lot of kink in 300 words.
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: There are nights when their darker natures take hold.

A/N – Sometimes prompts go pear-shaped and I end up writing the opposite of what I intended. But that’s the value of inspiration, and I have to say that this one’s a little on the extreme side for me. The story is dedicated to my bestie, coffeethyme4me, just because she’s feeling better, and just because she asked.

(  Neal worried at the bruise forming on his lip. Peter kissed him hard, biting down until it was just on the right side of pain. )

Title: Magnetic North
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 006 - Pull
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Elizabeth Burke), Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Peter’s attraction to Neal is a force of nature.

(  He pulls me like I’m a pile of iron filings and he’s magnetic north. It’s always been that way. )

Title: Smallclothes
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 004 - Underpants
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: S2.11 – Forging Bonds
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: More Suit!Porn
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Neal’s imagination is only limited by reality.

A/N: This is the only prompt repeated from MMOM 2011, because my dearest rabidchild67 asked for another strokefic about the funniest word in the English language – underpants.

(  To say that Agent Burke intrigued him was a vast understatement. Neal may have tweaked him with that lime sucker, but it was Neal’s imagination that was tweaked. )

Title: No Solace
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 002 - Glasses
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: S3.03 - Deadline, S3.16 – Judgment Day
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Stroke!Fic
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Under the hot Caribbean sun, Neal misses his life, he misses Peter.

(  The Caribbean sun was hot, but the sea breeze kept it from being oppressive. Neal supposed he should have been happy. No anklet, no mortgage fraud, no boring 9-to-5 respectability.  )

Title: Après
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Corset!Kink, Kilt!Kink, Breath!Play, Mirror!Play
Word Count: ~2000
Beta: coffeethyme4me
Summary: Peter and Neal have to leave the ballroom, lest they embarrass themselves.

(  “Wanna get out of here?”  Neal whispered as he leaned into him.  Peter got a whiff of his cologne, mixed with something else, something familiar.  )

Title: I Spy (with my little eye)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Christie Brooks, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Voyeurism, hand-tool analogies, too much ice tea, self-pleasure, boys being boys, basically, PWP.
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: Diana and Christie are invited to the Burkes’ for a Sunday barbeque; Neal and Peter are busy upstairs, “hanging shelves.” Or are they? Christie finds out.

( This way to smut  )

Title: My Secret Garden
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Christie Brooks, (Elizabeth/Diana/Christie)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~3200
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Femslash, Abuse of Volunteer Vegetables, Surprise Sex, Light Bondage, Mild Dub-Con
Summary: There are things growing wild in Elizabeth Burke’s garden. Written for Kink Bingo Round 4 – Held Down square.

A/N: Written for the lovely and enviably talented coffeethyme4me, because she asked. Title cheerfully ganked from the Nancy Friday classic.

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(  Her boys were away. )

Title: Morning After Memories
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 030 - Navel
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Peter has a new erogenous zone. Set in the Vinegar Hill ‘verse.

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( Peter’s lying on the big bed in Neal’s loft, the Manhattan skyline framed by floor to ceiling windows. )

Title: Cool Metal
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 015 - Cuffs
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: Free Fall, Forging Bonds
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: It’s really quite embarrassing for Neal. And Peter knows all about it.

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( Neal has a thing for the cuffs. )

Title: Bound
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 014 - Rope
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Neal gets quiescent when he’s tied up. Peter wants to make sure he gets everything he wants.

For my dear friend sonia6349, who likes when the boys rub up against each other.

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( Peter tied the last knot and stepped back, admiring his handiwork. )