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Title: Wedding Night Bliss
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 15
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Iris West, Eddie Thawne
Pairing: Iris West/Eddie Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Iris waits for Eddie on their wedding night.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 15 of the 2017 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for no particular prompt.

Iris and Eddie are my faves and if you need to, consider this part of EoBarry Revealed, where Eobard and Barry are happily married speedsters, which means that Eddie didn't die.

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( Iris ghosts her fingers over a tightly furled nipple, the sensation a pleasure for both the finger - which enjoys the variations in texture - and the nipple - which reveled in the touch of warm skin. )

Title: Hour Follows Hour (like water follows water)
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 20 (Prompt: Submit)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Violett Beane, Tom Cavanagh; Violett/Tom (fantasy)
Spoilers/Episode References: None, but takes place around the filming of Back To Normal
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Daddy Kink (fantasy)
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Violett has the afternoon off and decides to take a little "me" time with her new toys. Her fantasies surprise her.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 20 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Submit". For Preussisch_Blau, who wanted some Violett/Tom.

Title from the Ani DiFranco song.

Content Notes: As with all RPS, these are characters who share names and certain attributes with actors. Violett Beane plays a seventeen year old on The Flash, but in real life, she is over twenty.

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( A girl has needs, Violett tells herself as she walks into a surprisingly upscale sex shop. Boutique, actually. This is, after all, Vancouver, and everything's reclaimed wood, antiques or polished steel, or a combination of all three. )

Title: After Rain
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Blake, Sir Francis Walsingham, Queen Elizabeth Tudor, Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Bathing, Shaving, Misuse of Elizabethan Clothing
Word Count: ~6000
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: Set in the Gloriana ‘verse – an Elizabethan A/U where Peter works as an agent of Queen Elizabeth’s First Secretary, Lord Francis Walsingham. It’s late in Gloriana’s reign and Peter is commanded to join the English army and guard the coast against the Spanish invaders. Neal must stay in London, and work as Walsingham’s spy. Their parting is long and difficult, but there is much comfort to be had on the return home.

A/N: For joy2190 for the very first night of Fic-Can-Ukah 2014. She asked for “After the Rain Stopped” in the Gloriana’verse.

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( It had been an unnaturally cold spring, and it would likely be a cold summer too.  )

Title: Travel Well and Come Home Safe
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~7400
Beta Credit: miri_thompson, theatregirl7299
Summary: During his years in prison, his time on the anklet, Neal dreams of travel. He’s a free man now and when the opportunity to consult with the Los Angeles field office comes up, he doesn’t hesitate to accept. Getting to LA isn’t a problem, it’s getting back to New York that the issue.

A/N: Written for the Second Annual Caffrey-Burke Day, in celebration of the fourth anniversary of the airing the White Collar Pilot, otherwise known as “Snow White and Her Seven Little Men.”

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(  During his four years in prison, Neal dreamed of traveling the world: flying away at a moment’s notice, Kate at his side, Mozzie carrying the bags. They would go to London and Paris and Rome and Venice. As the years progressed, those dreams took him further afield, to the gaming palaces in Macau and Hong Kong, the glittering spires of Singapore, the pink sand beaches of the Maldives. )

Title: It Was Fascination
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke (Peter/Elizabeth)
Spoilers: Pilot
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~750
Summary: Elizabeth recognizes Peter’s fascination and she shares it.

A/N: Written for the lovely and very talented sahiya on occasion of her birthday. Title from the Nat King Cole classic of the same name. Also, a fill for the “Indecent Proposal” Square on my Trope Bingo card.

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(  It was late, and she knew where she’d find her husband. Downstairs at the dining table, going over case files. Elizabeth didn’t bother to put a robe on. It was nearly two AM, and she couldn’t care less if some random passer-by happened to see her in her shortie nightgown. )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Master Post
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Cover Art: kanarek13,
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

A/N: Written for my very dearest friend and writing partner, coffeethyme4me, for Round Three of the wcpairings fic exchange. It’s been hard writing this without my writing partner’s sage and candid advise, but my friends jrosemary and theatregirl7299 have given me stellar advice and very strong shoulders to lean on. And I also much credit all of the wonderful writers at the wcwu chat, for their loving support when I kept crashing and burning through different story ideas.

ETA: I can't believe I forgot to thank someone so dear to me - hoosierbitch - who stepped in as Porn Doctor Extraordinaire! Thank you, sweetness, for all your help.



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Part One: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Two: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Three: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Four: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Five: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Six: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Seven: ON LJ | ON DW
Part Eight: ON LJ | ON DW

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Title from the Oysterband song, Street of Dreams

In my dream the world was silver
Underneath a magic moon
In my dream I lay there waiting
You came naked to my room

In my dream I lay there waiting
You came naked to my room
Woke up sweating, arms all empty
Three o'clock in the afternoon

Every day the world goes faster
Turning faster than it seems
Let's not talk about tomorrow
Leave me here on the street of dreams
Leave me here… on the street of dreams

Walk right by me in the gutter
Lying here outside your door
I look up and see your beauty
Burning up and wanting more

Luck is far away as moonshine
Every deal a shaky hand
Fame is just an empty bottle
Fortune's just a one-night stand

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part Seven
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

PART SIX - ON LJ | ON DW

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( Peter pushed open the door of the Mitchell Premier Events storefront and nodded to Yvonne, Elizabeth’s long-time and long-suffering assistant. Her boss was with some clients, but Peter wasn’t going to leave and come back. He needed to talk with her and he was prepared to wait, all day if necessary. )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part Five
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

PART FOUR - ON LJ | ON DW

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(  “Your meeting with Elizabeth go okay?”  )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part Three
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

PART TWO - ON LJ | ON DW

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( For the first time since they’d met, Peter pitied Neal Caffrey. He’d known Daniel Picah for well over a decade, and the man had gotten worse as he got older.  )

Title: Fortune's Just a One-Night Stand – Part One
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie, Elizabeth Mitchell, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Vincent Adler, Daniel Picah, mention of other canon characters in minor non-canon settings.
Pairings: Peter/Neal, Neal/Daniel, Peter/Adler, Adler/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Prostitution, rape, Domination/submission, dubious consent, fuck-or-die scenario, use of gender-specific insults
Word Count: ~56,000
Beta Credit: jrosemary, theatregirl7299 and hoosierbitch
Summary: In some alternate universe, Peter Burke is a wealthy and bored financial advisor and discovers that one of his clients, Elizabeth Mitchell, is using her event planning business to launder profits from an escort service catering to the wealthy gay elite in New York. Instead of turning her in, he asks her to hire him. Neal Caffrey has been recently released from a four-year sentence for bond forgery and learns that his girlfriend, Kate has married his old boyfriend, Matthew Keller and they’ve taken off for parts unknown. Determined not to return to prison, Neal turns to his friend, Mozzie, for help. Moz knows a guy – or in this case – a gal who’s willing to hire Neal. As an escort.

Masterpost - ON LJ | ON DW

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(  Peter sat down at his dining room table, loosened the silk bow tie and the first stud on his collar. He rolled his head back and forth, wincing as the joints popped. The motion did nothing to ease the tight muscles or the incipient headache. )

Title: Gods and Demons
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Written For: MMOM 2013
Prompt: Day 03 – Arms
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Light bondage, Light D/s play
Word Count: 400 Exactly
Summary: Elizabeth is looking forward to her punishment, which is its own reward.

A/N: Written for my lovely friend, ladygray99, for my recent Prompt Me meme, and also for her birthday, today. Her prompt is at the end of the story.

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( Elizabeth stood in the middle of her bedroom, her breathing shallow, her eyes focused on herself in the mirror. )

Title: A Simple Gold Band
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 014 – Hands
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter /Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: This is a timestamp for my Repeal fic - Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell/Don’t Ask, Don’t Care, where Peter contemplates the sensual possibilities of his wedding band. Blame rabidchild67 for this one.

(  Peter looked at the band on his right hand. It’s plainer and wider that his first wedding ring. This one was for the real deal, forever. )

Title: Nine Easy Pieces - A Collection of Comment Smut and Unfinished Porn
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Various - Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, Neal/Moz
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None, just various bits of prom
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: Nothing to summarize - just pornishy goodness that have been written over the past year that was either published as comment fic, or during a slashchat, or was started and never finished. ENJOY!!!!!!!

( Here be porn! )

I’ve never prefaced a fic with an explanation before, but this one – it really needs it. Saturday morning, a friend sent me an email that she was recovering from a bitching attack of the cramps. It’s been a while since I’ve had those, but I do remember the feeling. And I was a little inspired.

So I took a little break from all the angst and wrote this. It is dedicated to all my friends, here and in RL who have problems like Elizabeth Burke does.

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Title: Lunchtime in the Oversharers Universe
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: The Harvard Crew, Plus Neal. Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Neal/Clinton, Neal/Peter, Diana/Elizabeth, Peter/Elizabeth, quite possibly Neal/Peter/Clinton/Diana/Elizabeth
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Insane Crack. Crackity crack. Discussion of PMS and possible solutions for The Cramps. Nipples. Abuse of fine EVOO. Marital discord. Breathing. Annoying Behaviour. Basically … crack.
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: You know that foursome at the table next to you in the restaurant you like to escape to for a nice quiet lunch? You both hate them and envy them. They talk too loud about their sexual problems or conquests? Well, these four are those people. You don’t know whether to yell at them to shut the fuck up or to talk louder so you can hear everything.


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( Peter, Neal, Clinton and Diana were having lunch at their favorite burger joint. Normally, the four of them refrained from alcohol during lunch, but Peter was hitting the beer kind of hard. )

Title: New York, New York - It’s a Helluva Town
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Wordcount:~8200
Characters: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, New York City
Spoilers: None, but set sometime after the end of S1.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Lots of sex.
Summary: Originally a prompt reply from the Kink!Meme for private sex in public places such as the New York City Transit system, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Central Park.

Yes, this was published about a year ago. It has been cleaned up and lightly edited for better consistency with canon.

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( Peter started up the stairs when El came out of their bedroom, wearing the outfit he privately called “trouble”. )

Title: How We Fit Together
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke
Spoilers: Pilot, Home Invasion, Out of the Box
Warnings/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~2400
Summary: Trying to arrange a threesome is hard work

A/N: This story fills the gap between Minutes and Hours and Part III of Privilege

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( How We Fit Together )