Title: The Race of Their Lives
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 26 (Prompt: Challenge)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: Early in their relationship - no, not the one where they are battling, but the one where they're lovers - Eobard gives Barry a very interesting challenge. Barry's not quite sure if he should accept it.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 26 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Challenge". This is a backfill - I'd missed Day 26 and wanted to catch up. The idea comes from Kyele, who has been such an awesome cheerleader for the EoBarry Revealed series, and I wanted to write something special to thank her for her support.

I freely own up to the ridiculous nature of this fic, it is the thirty-first wank fic I've written in the last thirty-one days and I am seriously wanked out. But it's been a hell of a lot of fun, and it's a good thing that the Month of May one comes (haha) once a year.

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( “You're crazy, you know that?” Barry leans back in his chair and stares at his partner. )


( “You're crazy, you know that?” Barry leans back in his chair and stares at his partner. )

Title: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Written For: Round Three of runthecon
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal Strongly Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.11 – Family Business
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Seriously, you’re worried about warnings? It’s the Giant Floating Stone Penis!
Type: Comic/Picspam - 11 pages/22 panels
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Mozzie and Neal get drunk and contemplate a universal question: Does Size Matter? The answer is obvious, when the Giant Floating Stone Penis is nearby, of course it does.

Author’s Note: Written for sinfulslasher's prompt "Size Doesn't Matter." Technically, Mozzie counts as the "minor character" but the mod, sinfulslasher has assured me that the Giant Floating Stone Penis is a minor character, too. However, the GFSP does not particularly care for the appellation "minor".

Many, many thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

Tagging tjs_whatnot with the prompt "Well, That's New"

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( When it Comes to the Bennett Family Legacy, Size Does Matter )

Title: The New S.T.A.R. Labs
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (TV – 2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Cisco Ramon, Harrison Wells | Earth-2; implied Cisco/Barry Allen, implied (eventual) Cisco/Barry/Harry
Spoilers: General Season 2
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1400
Beta Credit: None
Summary: It's bad enough that Harry Wells has taken over his work room, but to use it to build that is absolutely unforgiveable.

A/N: Absolutely inspired by daria234's response to my request for her headcanon about Earth-2 Harrison Wells in this post on her LJ, specifically about Harrison's favorite kink.

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(  Why Cisco thought that his life would be any different once Jesse was rescued and Zoom defeated, he had no clue. Maybe if Harry had decided to stay on his Earth, in his S.T.A.R. Labs, with its luxurious offices and vanity portraits and endless fountains of money, instead of co-opting his workroom with its sole luxury - a built-in fridge that he kept stocked with tall cans of Red Bull and bottled Starbuck's Frappuccino – things might be just a little better. )

Title: The Bennett Family Legacy Brings Some Holiday Cheer - GFSP IX
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Type: Picspam/Comic
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Donovan (AHS: Hotel), Implied Peter/Neal
Spoilers: Images from AHS: Hotel - Mommy
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Suggestion of Dub-Con, Suggestion of Murder, Drug Use.
Summary: In this AHS: Hotel Crossover, Donovan meets the Bennett Family Legacy. Neal has some words of advice. Do I have to say this is pure crack?

A/N: Many thanks to my dearest kanarek13 for the lovely collared Donovan screen caps.

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( Donovan's in a bit of a situation... )

Title: Up for a Challenge
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe – Set Post Avengers, Pre Winter Soldier, Reference to Iron Man 3
Written For: MMOM 2015
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Tony Stark (self-lover), Steve Rogers; possible Steve/Tony, Tony/Pepper
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 1400
Summary: Steve owes Tony an apology. Somehow, he ends up goading Tony into jerking off. And reciting Pi.

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( He and Tony were in sort of a weird place. They weren't quite friends, but they certainly weren't enemies. They bitched and sniped and jerked each other's chain, but they respected each other, too.  )

Title: Out of Proportion
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Crack
Word Count: ~400
Beta Credit: None
Summary: When you're a were-creature, you need to be careful about what cold medicines you take. They can really screw up your metabolism.

A/N: This one, like yesterday's entry, is solely the fault of my enabler-in-chief, sinfulslasher, who sent me another GIF (at the bottom of the story) wondering if this too could be Mozzie. Should be read in conjunction with A Friend To Predators.

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( Awww, look at him. Sooo cute. )

Title: Upside, Downside
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~600
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Set in an alternate universe where Season 6 never happened. And where Neal is occasionally a seal point Siamese cat.

A/N: See end for author's notes. Also, a fill for my Trope Bingo card.

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( Neal turned into a cat on a fairly regular basis these days. )

Title: Below Your Pay Grade
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Reese Hughes, Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~300
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Set during early Season 4, Reese offers to help Peter, but Peter declines his assistance.

A/N: Written for the Single-Prompt/All Writers Challenge at the recent White Collar Meet-Up in D.C. Of course, it’s been cleaned up a little. The prompt, supplied by the generous and extremely talented kanarek13, is below the cut. Also, a fill for a whitecollar100 prompt: 003 – Hunt.

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(  “Peter, I’ve been through this before and it’s not such a big deal. Don’t you want my help?”  )

Title: The Bennett Family Legacy To the Rescue - GFSP VII
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, James Bennett, Dennis Flynn, Peter/Neal Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.10 – Vested Interest
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: It’s Giant Floating Stone Penises, For Crying Out Loud
Type: Comic/Picspam
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Set After The Bennett Family Legacy Goes on Walkabout, Mozzie and Neal discover that James has been kidnapped and they try to rescue him.

Author’s Note: An early birthday present for my dearest sinfulslasher. I asked her for an episode, but I didn’t tell her what I wanted it for. I hope she enjoys this cracky installment.

Also (1) - I know that the timeline is out of sync with the canon images, but it’s GIANT FLOATING STONE PENISES, what do you expect?

Also (2) - As always, many, many thanks the wonderful buefo, lauracollared, and rabidchild for the original crack-filled inspiration. And of course, even more thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

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( The Bennett Family Legacy To the Rescue )

Title: Origin Story, or How Much Is That Doggy In the Window?
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13 (For mention of recreational drug use)
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Moz, Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: None, because I wouldn’t dream of inflicting this on my beta readers, I love them too much.
Summary: Neal’s lie in Brass Tacks wasn’t the first untruth he’d told to Peter, because sometimes a lie is a hell of a lot easier to deal with when the truth is too far to the left of insanity.

A/N: See Author’s Notes at the end

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(  Neal might have told Peter that he met Moz when he scammed his shark at “Find the Lady.” He felt bad about that, because as a rule, he didn’t lie to Peter’s face. But all rules have exceptions and Neal was always good at exploiting exceptions. The biggest one was never telling Peter anything that would make him doubt his sanity.  )