elrhiarhodan: (S4 Promo Vid - Peter Badass)
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Title: Below Your Pay Grade
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Reese Hughes, Peter Burke
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~300
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Set during early Season 4, Reese offers to help Peter, but Peter declines his assistance.

A/N: Written for the Single-Prompt/All Writers Challenge at the recent White Collar Meet-Up in D.C. Of course, it’s been cleaned up a little. The prompt, supplied by the generous and extremely talented [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13, is below the cut. Also, a fill for a [livejournal.com profile] whitecollar100 prompt: 003 – Hunt.

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“Peter, I’ve been through this before and it’s not such a big deal. Don’t you want my help?”

“Don’t be offended, but no, I don’t.”

“Okay, it’s your call.”

Peter sighed. “I know, Reese. We have to do it this way.” He scrubbed a hand over his face, utterly weary. They’d been at this for three days. He’d been working his team until they were ready to drop. Diana – usually so formidable – was practically in tears and the unflappable Clinton Jones actually gave started shouting at him before storming out of the office.

Of course, he only made it as far as the corner Starbucks and came back with a mocha chai latte for him as an apology. Peter didn’t have the heart to tell him that he loathed the beverage.

Eventually, everyone had settled down and Peter paced along the balcony, giving directions. Okay, giving orders. But this had to get done, it was top priority and if the brass discovered the truth before everything was sorted out, he might just find himself on the unemployment line.

“Put me to work, Peter.” Reese stood there, arms crossed, concern in every line in his face.

“Reese – this is well below your pay grade. Nothing you should be getting involved with.”

“I’m still ASAC for the White Collar Division, and everything you and your team does matters to me. In all the years we’ve worked together, have you ever seen me just go to my office and let any of my agents struggle. If I can help, I should help.”

Peter rubbed the back of his neck. “I know that, but honestly, moving every piece of office furniture and every single filing cabinet to find my CI’s best friend’s pet rat isn’t the responsibility of an Assistant Special Agent in Charge. Ever.”

FIN

Date: 2014-09-09 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ultracape.livejournal.com
Very funny. A really good laugh. But one question, why isn't Neal involved in doing this?

Date: 2014-09-09 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treonb.livejournal.com
Hee! They are really too good to Neal :-)

Date: 2014-09-09 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dennih23.livejournal.com
LOL :-) Percy is probably very good at hiding - maybe they need to use gourmet cheese to catch him!

Date: 2014-09-09 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aragarna.livejournal.com
ahahah that was a great one! ;-)

Date: 2014-09-09 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheenianni.livejournal.com
Heee, this is great :D

Date: 2014-09-09 04:29 pm (UTC)
ext_955120: (peterneal)
From: [identity profile] dizzydrea.livejournal.com
I knew it wasn't something serious, like a case or Neal being kidnapped, but this... is funny beyond words. I'm sitting at my desk, trying hard not to laugh lest my coworkers think I've lost it. Thanks for the giggle!

Date: 2014-09-09 04:51 pm (UTC)
kanarek13: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kanarek13
Love it!!! I already told you that it all sounded like they were looking for Neal who was lost and probably half-dead somewhere and it was all a matter of life and death.

Heeeeeeeeeeeee!

But again, I am so proud of Jones for coming back, lol :D

Date: 2014-09-09 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
Haha! Awesome! Percy is such a PITA. <3

Date: 2014-09-09 07:10 pm (UTC)
leesa_perrie: two cheetahs facing camera and cuddling (Peter 3)
From: [personal profile] leesa_perrie
LOL! Brilliant!! :D

Date: 2014-09-09 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maiac.livejournal.com
Hee! Thank you! I need silly this week, and this is delightful.

Date: 2014-09-09 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeethyme4me.livejournal.com
Awwwww! LOL, you had me there for a minute. ;-) :-)

Date: 2014-09-10 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daria234.livejournal.com
LOLOL that's adorable. I bet Hughes would be good at finding lost pets though.

Date: 2014-09-10 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lov-pb.livejournal.com
Still laughing. Especially at the thought of Jones' storming off.

Date: 2014-09-10 03:23 am (UTC)
angelita26: (Neal Facepalm)
From: [personal profile] angelita26
Hee! I'm still giggling over this. I never thought that was what they were talking about, and I love how you slipped in that twist ending. It's awesome!!

Date: 2014-09-10 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caseyf123.livejournal.com
Too funny!!!!!!!!!! Loved the art work.

Date: 2014-09-13 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palombaggia.livejournal.com
Yee this is superb!
I love it!
I'm just taking a break in posting some fanfic...it's so tedious.
This made my day!
Hugs

Date: 2014-09-14 11:43 pm (UTC)
ladygray99: (WC100)
From: [personal profile] ladygray99
HEEEEE! Mozzie's rat probably hitched a ride out of the office in someone's bag and is already on his way home.

Date: 2014-09-20 08:59 pm (UTC)
sinfulslasher: (evil!bunny)
From: [personal profile] sinfulslasher
This? Was ridiculously funny and plain brilliant. I ♥ this story so much! Hee!

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