Title: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Written For: Round Three of runthecon
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal Strongly Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.11 – Family Business
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Seriously, you’re worried about warnings? It’s the Giant Floating Stone Penis!
Type: Comic/Picspam - 11 pages/22 panels
Beta Credit: theatregirl7299
Summary: Mozzie and Neal get drunk and contemplate a universal question: Does Size Matter? The answer is obvious, when the Giant Floating Stone Penis is nearby, of course it does.

Author’s Note: Written for sinfulslasher's prompt "Size Doesn't Matter." Technically, Mozzie counts as the "minor character" but the mod, sinfulslasher has assured me that the Giant Floating Stone Penis is a minor character, too. However, the GFSP does not particularly care for the appellation "minor".

Many, many thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

Tagging tjs_whatnot with the prompt "Well, That's New"

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