elrhiarhodan: (Neal - Giant Floating Stone Penis)
elrhiarhodan ([personal profile] elrhiarhodan) wrote2016-05-16 09:21 pm

White Collar Picspam: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)

Title: When It Comes to The Bennett Family Legacy, Size Matters (GFSP X)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan
Written For: Round Three of [livejournal.com profile] runthecon
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal Strongly Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.11 – Family Business
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Seriously, you’re worried about warnings? It’s the Giant Floating Stone Penis!
Type: Comic/Picspam - 11 pages/22 panels
Beta Credit: [livejournal.com profile] theatregirl7299
Summary: Mozzie and Neal get drunk and contemplate a universal question: Does Size Matter? The answer is obvious, when the Giant Floating Stone Penis is nearby, of course it does.

Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher's prompt "Size Doesn't Matter." Technically, Mozzie counts as the "minor character" but the mod, [livejournal.com profile] sinfulslasher has assured me that the Giant Floating Stone Penis is a minor character, too. However, the GFSP does not particularly care for the appellation "minor".

Many, many thanks to the generous [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.

Tagging [livejournal.com profile] tjs_whatnot with the prompt "Well, That's New"

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FIN

fbf: (ahahaha by poisoninjest)

[personal profile] fbf 2016-05-18 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
This was something I didn't know I needed in my life, so thank you.
theatregirl7299: (Default)

[personal profile] theatregirl7299 2016-05-17 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I need more of these in my life. They need to be a coffee table book! Love this so much and can't wait for the next installment.

Brava!!

[identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com 2016-05-17 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
jalsdfjal;sdfjsadl;f

Are you fuckin' kidding me!!?! You want me to follow that!?!?! HOW????

That, my friend, is MAGIC!

[identity profile] pooh-collector.livejournal.com 2016-05-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
HI-LAR-I-OUS!

Poor Neal, so much to live UP to.

Thank you for this wonderful Monday pick-me-up!
angelita26: (Matt - Happy)

[personal profile] angelita26 2016-05-17 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! Drunken musings of our fave con duo! FANTASTIC! HILARIOUS! AWESOME! Thank you for sharing! :)
sinfulslasher: (neal & minion lol)

[personal profile] sinfulslasher 2016-05-17 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
I feel immensely smug and pleased with self. MADE YOU BRING OUT THE GFSP AGAIN! \o/

This was hilarious - and you picked the absolutely perfect screencaps.

sinfulslasher: (neal innocent)

[personal profile] sinfulslasher 2016-05-17 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I am! (You know me. Humble to a fault. *g*) And yes, I picked this prompt deliberately - Ai iz sneakeh! - because you mentioned the GFSP in case the right prompt came along. I WAS NOT ABOVE USING MY POWERS OF BRILLIANT PROMPTING TO GET MORE GFSP!!! /capslock abuse

Ahem.

And hey, you gotta thank [livejournal.com profile] kanarek13 for asking - she's to blame for everything! You're a co-mod and nodded just as enthusiastically as I did. LOL

(Silly question is silly: would you prefer an artist tag? Because GFSP ain't so much writin' as artin', after all. Ya know? My OCD is twitching. *g*)
sinfulslasher: (white collar mozzie animated)

[personal profile] sinfulslasher 2016-05-17 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Tag has been added. (Because I'm awesome.) :)

Yesterday was ridiculous. I bet Mozzie is very jealous impressed by how quickly we can run cons. *g*
sapphire2309: (Mozzie)

[personal profile] sapphire2309 2016-05-17 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Brilliant! Moz XD Love it :D

[identity profile] hurinhouse.livejournal.com 2016-05-17 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Adorable!

[identity profile] bm-shipper.livejournal.com 2016-05-17 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha... this was great :D
Very funny!
Loved it :D

[identity profile] sandy79.livejournal.com 2016-05-18 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my Boys!! I already love the original scene to pieces, but you, my dear, you took it volley and (at least) ten-folded its awesomeness. Family legacies of the rather "normal" kind can be hard to live up to, but this... poor Neal!! (hugs him tight). Thank you so much for bringing the fun back!! *tacklehugs*
kanarek13: (Default)

[personal profile] kanarek13 2016-05-18 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Omg, love it, their expressions, heeeeeeeeee! Perfection, my friend :D Win \o/

[identity profile] maiac.livejournal.com 2016-05-19 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeeee!!!

Oh, Mozzie.... What happened to discretion?

(I kept expecting the "Legacy" to make an appearance.)

[identity profile] maiac.livejournal.com 2016-05-19 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
::laughing at myself::

Too distracted by Neal's beauty to notice what was behind him!
sherylyn: (Default)

[personal profile] sherylyn 2016-05-25 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, my heck x infinity.

How did I miss this till now??

This is such absolutely, perfectly, insanely wonderful!! Seriously. I can't even... poor Neal!! LOL!!

And also, I <3 all the other comments on this -- they're *almost* as epic as the art itself ;-)