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Title: The Place Where Wings Unfurl
Author: elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: PG (language)
Characters Merlin, Harry Hart | Galahad, Eggsy Unwin, Roxanne Morton | Lancelot, Original Kingsman Characters
Pairings: Harry Hart/Merlin (Merlahad)
Word Count: ~1400 (Chapter 1 of ?)
Spoilers: None, not The Golden Circle Compliant
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: From the teaboy at the tailor shop to Arthur himself, every employee of Kingsman is Wing-Kin, semi-magical and quasi-human, gifted with raptor's wings and the ability to fly (at least if there's a good updraft and a high perch to throw yourself off of). Merlin, who is almost more at home in the air than on the ground, can no longer fly, and he's not taking the loss well at all.

Author’s Note: I am really quite astonished that Kingsman has so little wingfic, this is my attempt to fix that problem.

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Today, Merlin takes the elevator; it's hard enough walking on level ground, he can't manage even a single stair without gasping from the pain. (On AO3)

Title: See Me Once, See the Way I Feel
Author: elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: PG-13
Characters Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Jamal (Kingsman), Ryan (Kingsman), Victoria Winslow (RED/RED 2), Ivan Simanov (RED 2), Rottweiler (Kingsman), Michelle Unwin, Daisy (Kingsman), Chester King, Original Characters, Percival (Kingsman), James | Lancelot (Kingsman), Charlie Hesketh
Pairings: Harry Hart | Galahad/Gary “Eggsy” Unwin
Word Count: ~35,905
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of Anti-Semitism
Summary: Harry Hart, Director of Acquisitions for the Lepidopteral Catalog at the London Natural History Museum, is on his way home one Sunday afternoon, and encounters a lovely young man selling a rare collection of butterfly books in an antique fair. Of course he has to stop and take a look, and it doesn't take a scientist to see that this young man is as rare and special as the books he's selling.

Eggsy's a young man working hard to support his mum and baby sister, but the three jobs he's working at barely help make ends meet. A lucky encounter with a posh gent who just happens to want to buy an old set of books he's got might just give him a way out of a live of endless poverty.

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Author’s Notes: Written for binary_sunset for the 2019 Age Gap Exchange. They had asked for gentle lepidopterist Harry in an academic setting - this is close to that and I hope you like it. I'm also a trifle embarrassed at the length of the story - 36k in one go is a lot of words, but every time I tried to make it shorter, I only ended up writing more.

I didn't tag this as a crossover, but Victoria and Ivan are characters from RED/RED 2, and my head canon is that whether the story is canon-adjacent or AU, Victoria is the only woman Harry's had sex with (and if canon-adjacent, other than on a honeypot or within mission parameters).

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See Me Once, See the Way I Feel - Read on AO3

Title: What's Past is Present
Author: elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan / elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, June Ellington, Mozzie, Elizabeth Burke, Sachmo, Bugsy; Harry Hart, Eggsy Unwin, Merlin
Pairings: Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke, Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke, Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin, Harry Hart/Neal Caffrey (past)
Word Count: ~18,500
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon Levels of Violence
Summary: Set in a universe where Season 6 of White Collar didn't happen, Peter asks Neal - now a year or so off of the anklet - for some help with a art theft case. Ironically, it's antiquities from the Mosul Museum, which had been sacked by ISIL in 2015, that are being sold by a gallery on Park Avenue. Neal's eager to assist, at least until he sees the buyer's name. It's one he's unfortunately familiar with - Henry DeVere.

Harry Hart and his new husband, Eggsy, had their honeymoon in Italy rather rudely disrupted when an old target resurfaces in New York City.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, or, don't blackmail spies. They really don't like that sort of thing.

Author’s Note: I started writing this in 2018, as a Chocolate Box treat, but set it aside when I got stuck (when my characters started behaving badly). I found it last week and realized that they were behaving badly and going all out of character because I wasn't being very nice to them. They just needed a little kindness to get them back on track.

Like many of my White Collar stories, it's based upon something I read in the New York Times. In this case, it's about the New York District Attorney's aggressive prosecution of the sale and possession of looted and stolen art. You can read the article here.


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What's Past Is Present - Read on AO3

Title: The Summer Folly
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman
Rating: R (for sexual content
Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Charlie Hesketh, Original Female Characters, Original Male Characters
Pairings: Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin (Hartwin)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~6800
Summary: A non-spy AU, set in Cornwall, circa 1924. Harry Hart is a landed aristocrat and Eggsy, a student at Oxford, and somewhat friends with Harry’s young cousin, Charlie, has been invited to spend the summer at Harry’s estate. Nothing, though, is quite as simple as it seems.

Author's Notes: Written for the 2019 poetry_fiction challenge, for the snippet from O Great Beauties! by Tishani Doshi

Just explain the mystery to me.
Did darkness burn all around?
Or did you see, as I see—a quiet wood
Outside the town, with a banquet
In a field of belladonna?

I don't know why, but this snippet took me in the direction of Kingsman meets Downton Abbey (or Brideshead Revisited, or God Is An Englishman if you prefer), or maybe I just wanted an excuse to put Harry and Eggsy in period formalwear.

Fills the "Moonlight" square on my Fluff Bingo card, the "May/December Romance" on my Trope Bingo card, and the "Historical A/U" on my Gen Prompt Bingo card.

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( There are standards to be maintained, especially for those apparently not born to the manor. ) (On AO3)

Title: Stop The World, Turn Out the Sun
For: MMOM – Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 9 (Prompt: Peace)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad
Pairing: Harry /Eggsy
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: NONE
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: The sequel to Let Me Live in Your Country, Let Me Sleep By Your Shores, Eggsy comes home from the war and tries to restart his life, but he's not the same man that had left, not physically or emotionally.


Author's Notes: Written for Day 9 of the 2018 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Peace". If there's enough interest, I may expand this AU, as I'm always a sucker for stories set in the halls of academia.

Title is from the Eurhythmics ballad (fittingly), "Peace".

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On AO3 – Stop the World, Turn Out the Sun

Title: Dancing For Lughnasa

For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 2 (Prompt: Summer)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad
Pairing: Harry Hart/Tentacled Knight-Spirit
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Tentacle Sex
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: Young Harry Hart is on his first solo mission. It's hot and he can't sleep. And for the first time since his induction into Kingsman, Harry's tentacled Knight-Spirit, Galahad, wants to talk.

Harry at 25 has floofy hair, too much self-awareness, and uncertain social skills. Galahad, on the other hand, is older than the Standing Stones. This might not be a match made in heaven.


Author's Notes: Written for Day 2 of the 2018 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Summer"

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On AO3 - Dancing For Lughnasa

Title: Choose Wisely – The Secret History of Neal Caffrey
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman
Rating: NC-17 (for mature themes, language)
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey (White Collar), Harry Hart (Kingsman), Merlin (Kingsman)
Spoilers: Slight character spoiler for Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~3100
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Harry offers Neal a choice - a once in a lifetime opportunity. One that Neal has no intention of turning down.

A/N: Slight character spoiler for Kingsman: The Golden Circle

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(  Harry hadn't expected to enjoy this so much. No, that is a lie. He'd hoped that the reveal would satisfy his inner drama queen, but he hadn't realized just how much he'd been looking forward to seeing his quarry cornered. )

Title: The Games They Play (The Secret History of Neal Caffrey, Part Four)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman: The Secret Service
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harry Hart (Kingsman) Neal Caffrey (White Collar), Mention of Merlin (Kingsman); Harry/Neal
Word Count: ~2000
Spoilers: White Collar - None - Pre-Series, Spoilers for Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) - None - Pre-Movie
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: miri_thompson
Summary: Harry's enjoying his time with Nick Halden. He's beautiful, talented and a liar. Just like Harry himself.

Author's Notes: For Kingsman fans, "Nick Halden" is a well-established alias for Neal Caffrey, a gambler and money launderer/banker. Also, this one is very smutty.

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( Harry wakes up with that delicious feeling of sexual satisfaction, one he only gets after a night spent fucking and being fucked. It is, frankly, a rare sensation. )