Title: Simply Irresistible - The Secret History of Neal Caffrey
Author: by elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar, Kingsman (Movies)
Word Count: 7000
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Merlin (Kingsman)
Relationships: Neal Caffrey/Harry Hart | Galahad (past), Neal Caffrey/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags: Undercover, Crossover, false identities, Red Herrings, Kissing, Non-Canon Compliant to The Golden Circle, Grief, Angst, Harry Hart is Dead (still), Implied Relationships, Future Fic, This explains Neal Caffrey and his extraordinary and amazing skills, Roxy-Eggsy Friendship, honeypot mission
Series: Part 8 of The Secret History of Neal Caffrey

Summary: Merlin has a small assignment for Roxy and Eggsy after the vote to make Neal Caffrey the new Tristan. He needs them to get hold of the cell phone of one George Deschanel, a museum security expert who might be planning to rob the museums he's working for. It's a good thing George is in London for the evening.

Meanwhile, Neal Caffrey's stuck in a pub, waiting for Merlin - and the good (hopefully) news about his future with Kingsman. Merlin doesn't show, but a rather tasty young man named Eddie Upton is eager to become friends, as is Eddie's friend, Ronnie Martin. Neal's not quite sure just what game the two of them are playing, but he'll play along - just by his own rules.

Merlin hasn't had this much fun in a very long time.

On AO3: Simply Irresistible - The Secret History of Neal Caffrey

Title: Be True to Yourself, But Never Think that You'll Be Free
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 11 (Prompt: Fame)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne , Barry Allen
Pairing: Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1700
Summary: In the months leading up to the launch of the Particle Accelerator, Eobard Thawne makes Harrison Wells a household name, via a best-selling biography. Fame brings many things, including the admiration of a young and innocent Barry Allen.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 11 of the 2017 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Fame".

My enabler-in-chief, kyele, is back at her usual plot-bunnying self and suggested another variation on Barry, that biography, and Eo watching. Enjoy!

Title from yet another Jethro Tull classic, Dharma For One.

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( It's been a week of rather hectic activity, the S.T.A.R. Labs team is in the final push to meet the Particle Accelerator launch date, and there's a lot left to do. )

Title: The Path to Madness
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 8 (Prompt: Path)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Earth-19 HR Wells
Pairing: Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne (past), Barry Allen/Earth-2 Harrison Wells (unrequited), Barry Allen/Earth-19 HR Wells (potential), Barry Allen/Iris West (background)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Emotional Infidelity
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Barry's left to his own devices for an evening, and find something unexpected - and perhaps unwanted.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 8 of the 2017 Edition of Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Path". Today's entry was written all for myself. A bit of mental wank, perhaps?

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( Barry's relationship with HR is weird. )

Title: Dressed to Thrill
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Cisco Ramon (mention)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~5100
Beta Credit: kyele
Summary: Eobard Thawne (EoWells) and his former protégé (and now partner), Barry Allen, are spies about to go undercover to attract the attention of a wealthy businessman with very unusual tastes. Eobard takes great delight in getting his partner ready for the ball where they are going to meet their target. If such preparation involves shaving Barry with a straight-edge razor and lacing Barry into a custom-made corset, Eobard is willing to put up with such terrible hardships.

A/N: Inspired by artwork by there-goes-all-the-cotton-candy: Barry as trophy wife in a slinky dress.

And of course enabled by kyele.

Set approximately three years before You Only Kiss Twice, but you don't have to read this story to understand what happens here. It's all pretty much sex and pining and clothes porn.

Feel free to follow me at my tumblr Obscene Circus Ponies, or on my old school (and much beloved) LiveJournal account.


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( His former protégé and now partner in the intelligence agency they both work for is freshly showered and stretched out on the hotel room bed, looking like something out of a piece of 1980s art porn with his freshly tinted hair and brightly manicured nails. )

Title: Tugging at the Darkness
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Earth-2 Harrison Wells/Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne,
Word Count: ~5300
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Summary: Harry Wells is invited to "dinner and entertainment" at Barry and Eobard Thawne's home. He suspect that he's the intended entertainment. Part Three of Dominance Hierarchy

Author’s Note: Set in an alternative Flashpoint universe, don't ask me to explain why we've got Wellsobard instead of Eoblond, but I don't really roll with Eoblond. And while the previous two stories in this series are hardcore explorations of consensual kink, this story is mostly angst and poetry.

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(  Harry looks at the invitation - it is a surprisingly fine thing. Heavy white card stock, bordered in red and black and gold. The text is handwritten, the letters as perfectly formed as if they'd come off of a printer.  )

Title: Newton's Second Law
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 11 (Prompt: Tension)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Earth-2 Harrison Wells, Dr. Henry Allen; Harry/Barry (unrequited)
Spoilers/Episode References: S2.19 - Back to Normal, S2.20 - Rupture
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Mild suggestion of daddy kink, physical altercation, death threats
Word Count: ~1300
Summary: Henry sees something he doesn't like and issues a warning. Harry doesn't particularly care for Henry's brand of parenting and calls him on it.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 11 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Tension". A nonnie on tumblr suggested Harry/Barry, but after watching Rupture, I got a slightly different idea. And yes, this really is barely wankfic, I know.

Also, Harry's opinion of Henry Allen's parenting is not shared by the author. Harry is obsessively protective and that colors his view of Henry.

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( Harry's working on his calculations, losing himself in the math and the chance to play god again, but he's not so lost that he doesn't hear someone enter the room unannounced. )

Title: The Slow Hand of Time
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Harrison Wells, Barry Allen, Harrison/Barry
Word Count: ~7000
Spoilers: None for current season, takes place roughly around S1.05 (Plastique)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Beta Credit: None - my beta's under the weather, and I'm kind of anxious to post this.
Summary: Harrison Wells is hungry for something more than just another Big Belly Burger. He finds Barry alone in the lab and asks him to join him for a meal.

Author’s Notes: Inspired by a scene in The Sound and the Fury, when Cisco and Caitlin show up at Dr. Wells' house and Barry is surprised that they hadn't been there before. It definitely seemed to me that Barry had been there.

My first fic for this fandom - please excuse any inaccuracies with canon details. Also, utterly shameless food porn.

To my White Collar friends who might be intrigued, this pairing presses all of my Neal/Adler buttons big time. A quick primer on Barry and Harrison can be found here.

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( It was one of those nights. The kind where he needed more than cold simulations and the re-confirmation that the timeline was still intact.  )

Title: The Magic Between Us - Part One of Two
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Reese Hughes, June Ellington, Byron Ellington, Original Female Character, Neal Caffrey, Ford Tolman, David Siegel; June/Byron, June/Ford, Peter/David, Neal/Unnamed Male Character (past), Neal/Kate (unconsummated past), Peter/Neal
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon death of canon character (long-term unspecified illness), non-canon deaths of canon characters, internalized homophobia, expressions of homophobia, gunshot wound, references to 9/11, talk of suicidal behavior.
Word Count: ~15,000
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: Peter Burke, a young FBI agent, meets June and Byron Ellington during an investigation of a series of mortgage fraud cases. They take him under their wing and become his surrogate family. During his first visit to the Ellington mansion, he sees a magnificent portrait of a young man and becomes captivated. June and Byron invite him to spend Christmas Eve with them, and he begins to notice something wonderful about the portrait. For a little while, it comes to life. For almost twenty-five years, Peter spends Christmas Eve with the Ellingtons, and each year, he grows closer to the man in the portrait.

A/N: Inspired by kanarek13's artwork – or more accurately, the concept that Kanarek told me about, which set my brain whirring. I had the basic idea of this story plotted out before she finished the piece. I'm only sorry it's taken longer than I'd planned to finish it.



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(  He was always so cold – caught forever between the past and the future.  )

Title: Wisdom Lies in Wait
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth, eventual Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: None. This story takes place in a universe where Season 6 never happened.
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~5500
Beta Credit: sinfulslasher
Summary: Nearly four years have passed since Peter told the Powers that Be that if they didn't release Neal Caffrey from his sentence, he was quitting the FBI. They took him at his word and Neal was freed. Although Neal no longer works for the FBI, Peter remains his closest friend and more than that, he's the one person Neal wants but believes he can never have. For his part, Peter is almost unbearably proud of Neal, who has embraced the life of a solid and productive citizen. He loves Neal but won't even allow himself to dream of anything more than friendship It's a good thing that Elizabeth is the sensible one in this relationship.

A/N: A gift for my very dearest friend, kanarek13, because she deserves every wonderful thing in the universe. This was not supposed to be a story about love and longing. It was not supposed to be filled with angst and pain. It was supposed to be a silly riff on a newly acquired tool for Peter's household chores. Something happened along the way.

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(  Peter and Neal were all but out the door when they heard El call down from upstairs. “Hon, if you're going to the hardware store, don't forget we need a stud finder.”  )

Title: Torch Song – Part Seven of Seven
Author: elrhiarhodan
Artist: kaylashay
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, June Ellington, Clinton Jones, Diana Berrigan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Mozzie, Julian Larsen, Garrett Fowler, Reese Hughes, Kyle Bancroft, Evan Leary, Chloe Woods, Amanda Callaway, Phillip Kramer; Peter/Neal, Elizabeth/Mozzie
Word Count: ~56,000
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Expressions of homophobia, transphobia, past reference to a physically and emotionally abusive relationship. Please see more extensive notes in the Master Post on my Journal.
Summary: An alternate universe partially based on the characters and location in "Upper West Side Story", but with a twist - of the "Victor/Victoria" kind. Neal Caffrey teaches European History, but has an interesting and potentially career-damaging gig at his godmother's nightclub. Enter Peter Burke, talent agent and an old friend of June's, who plays the fairy godmother role to the hilt.

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(  “Neal?” Elizabeth nudged him. “Earth to Neal. Come in, Neal.”  )